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My top 10 favorite levels in Dark Souls 2

I just want to gush about my favorite levels of Dark Souls 2 so let’s talk about it. Mega spoilers abound.

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

  #hahaha    #portal    #valve    #gif    #gifs    #gif sets    #games    #gaming  
jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder
They really do look so proud
So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!



OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

jamiejedi:

wittyandcharming:

sheepy-doodle:

ursulavernon:

bogleech:

ceruleancynic:

mmejack:

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

These perfectly done up geisha are just so proud of their strange little alien sock puppet.

this picture makes me happy

Every time I see this I think I laugh harder

They really do look so proud

So serious, so dignified as they bask together in the stupid looking lint monster that came out of one of their butts

I love this!

OH MY GOD YOU GUYS

YOU MAY NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS POST GETTING NOTES AGAIN

passion-pitiful:

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

hehe I got up and watched the real thing :P

passion-pitiful:

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

hehe I got up and watched the real thing :P

kikiyuyu:

courtney-joanna:

I would pay good money to see this. 

finally a sport i’m interested in playing

kikiyuyu:

courtney-joanna:

I would pay good money to see this. 

finally a sport i’m interested in playing

  #gif    #gifs  

brothers-and-sisters-in-chaos:

mortrialus:

What I wanted and was expecting

What I got

What the fuck happened? 

Seriously I was so excited to rock that armor set and in game its absolutely hideous.

{It’s really just the mask honestly…}

Going to disagree.  The set itself as a whole doesn’t look as sleek and badass as it did in the concept art.  Those guys looked like some badass order of assassins or something.  These guys definitely looked like they were cobbled together.  The chest and gloves are okay, the mask is completely ruined and the boots are also terrible with that maroon color that doesn’t mesh with the rest of the set at all. 

  #replies  
New challengers approaching!
  #Pokemon    #Pokemon XY    #Nintendo    #Nintendo 3DS    #3DS    #games    #gaming    #anime  

rhazade-waterbender:

saveroomminibar:

Pokemon. Realistic Pokemon by totoまめ

Reblogged because kittens and mice and mice and mice.

  #fan art    #Pokemon    #Nintendo    #games    #gaming    #anime  

thenoidbag:

mortrialus:

What I wanted and was expecting

What I got

What the fuck happened? 

Seriously I was so excited to rock that armor set and in game its absolutely hideous.

If you don’t love that mask you don’t deserve the original concept. We needed a new mask of the father. We got it.

Hardly.

The Manikin Mask has nothing, absolutely nothing on the Mask of the Father.  The Mask of the Father has this intense, disciplined, expression that tells the world that you’re ready for anything. 

The Manikin mask is basically one of those creepy dolls that your grandma has in her attic.  It doesn’t even come close to the Mask of the Father. 

  #replies    #dark souls 2    #mort plays dark souls 2    #posts  

The eclipse is looking cool so far. 

  #posts  

dulcegigante:

NOOOO

  #wow    #just wow  
"Seek Souls...seek larger more powerful souls... seek the king."
  #the estus herald    #emerald herald    #Dark Souls    #Dark Souls 2    #Dark Souls II    #from software    #games    #gaming  

What I wanted and was expecting

What I got

What the fuck happened? 

Seriously I was so excited to rock that armor set and in game its absolutely hideous.

  #mort plays dark souls 2    #dark souls 2    #dark souls    #dark souls ii    #from software    #games    #gaming    #posts  

mashable:

Don’t miss out on tonight’s lunar eclipse.

YES JOFFREY DIED AND IT WAS BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS

I didn’t even know what that tweet was about and I still knew what that tweet was about. 

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